cursedwoods:

lavenderkid:

Barry Louis Polisar, “All I Want Is You”

[ID: lowercase black italics text in a white background “hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea?” /END ID]

doctorsiren:

mmm grape juice

creepymutelilbugger:

i have seen a Creatur. he is from Pluto Planet. eat only Battery. strangest guy. I ever did seen in my life

tummyacheworld:

tummyacheworld:

tummyacheworld:

This site’s tolerance and acquiescence to incest is so fucking insane like “I don’t support it but my mutual is cool so I’ll allow it” “richard siken’s artistic contributions to society absolve him” “ethel cain can ship whatever, she’s earned it” like I’m not going to lie to you it’s kinda looking like you do support it…

this post is perfect because it hits that sweet spot of being able to destroy my notifications with pissed off people forever BUT also being controversial enough that people who agree with this won’t reblog it either so it’s never breaching containment and I live in peace

it is however totally okay to reblog btw

adoubtifitbeus:

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What a strange paper jam.

raedas:

raedas:

raedas:

you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary

the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary

hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok

joeyclaire:

do NOT kill a bug loose in your home. do NOT release it outside. mail it to me P.O. box 453 in LA CA. i teach them circus tricks. if my training doesn’t work i will eat it

wildparsnip:

but i’m a cweep.. i’m a weiwdo.. what the heww am i doowing hewe. i don’t bewong hewe 

faeforge:

faeforge:

Oh holy shit they found Silphium alive and growing in the wild.

Miracle Plant Used in Ancient Greece Rediscovered After 2,000 Years

Ancient Greeks used a 'miracle' plant called Silphium, which was thought to have gone extinct 2,000 years ago, has now been rediscovered.

GreekReporter.com

Like now that I am awake I need to reiterate how huge this is. It was presumed harvested to extinction by the Romans. It was a favorite flavoring and according to historians one of the best contraceptives ever known. True or not it would be fantastic to study that but it being extinct made that impossible.

This is such a huge deal! I hope they get it figured how to grow it.

funerals:

here have ur daily little treat beverage besties

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